Haven't had a chance to post in a while. Hopefully will be able to soon. After such a long absence, I feel obligated to come up with something spectacular upon my return. I feel obligated, but I'm not going to. Instead I give you a quote that I heard on public radio last week (taken out of context):
"When the US women's soccer team won the title and Brandi Chastain took off her shirt, I thought of Richard Nixon".