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Monday Lite: I Didn't Really Want To Officer, But You See, My Outerwear Has An Insatiable Thirst For Human Blood
I'm later than usual today because the school called and I had to go pick up my son, whom I've agreed to pretend is sick. I do this for him in exchange for not having to take him to soccer practice today. I scratch his back, he scratches mine."

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• The fact that I missed this several-days-old worship of me is both shameful and embarrassing, the redudancy of which makes it all the more difficult to bear. I am humbled, I am grateful and most of all I am TOTALLY AWESOME!

By  Pops, at 11:19 PM  

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