Haven't had a chance to post in a while. Hopefully will be able to soon. After such a long absence, I feel obligated to come up with something spectacular upon my return. I feel obligated, but I'm not going to. Instead I give you a quote that I heard on public radio last week (taken out of context):
"When the US women's soccer team won the title and Brandi Chastain took off her shirt, I thought of Richard Nixon".
• Glad to see even a temporary return, but--
I didn't hear that quote and it's just screaming for a context. Not to mention attribution. Who in god's name on NPR is so perverted that they would think of Richard Nixon of all people when an attractive woman removed her shirt? That's sick. Whoever it was, they obviously need professional help, and maybe one of those jackets that goes on backwards. Sheesh.